The Pecking Order

The hierarchical order in our house as we each see it:

How Dawn sees things:

1. Dawn & Dena
2. Dog & Bird

How Dena sees things:

1. Dena 
2. Dawn 
3. Dog
4. the bird - but only because I have to feed it

How the bird sees things:

1. Dawn is the love of my life
2. Who is this damn four legged thing?
3. And last - the bitch that feeds me.

How the dog sees things:

1. Dena is a god
2. Dawn is almost a god but takes me for lots of walkies
3. What is this damn green thing that makes too much noise?