Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Pecking Order

The hierarchical order in our house as we each see it:

How Dawn sees things:
  1. Dawn & Dena
  2. Dog & Bird
How Dena sees things:
  1. Dena 
  2. Dawn 
  3. Dog
  4. the bird - but only because I have to feed it
How the bird sees things:
  1. Dawn is the love of my life
  2. Who is this damn four legged thing?
  3. And last - the bitch that feeds me.
How the dog sees things:
  1. Dena is a god
  2. Dawn is almost a god but takes me for lots of walkies
  3. What is this damn green thing that makes too much noise?


Krystal said...

haha...love it :)

Anonymous said...

Too funny.....Marcy