Friday, September 05, 2008

Womanly Wiles

The word "wile" is kind of interesting isn't it? It's defined as "A trick or stratagem practiced for ensnaring or deception; a sly, insidious; artifice; a beguilement; an allurement " I know that men are frequently the victim of such behavior from women and that women love using this weapon. After all, each gender has it's weapons.

I'd never had the experience of having this particular weapon used on me that I can remember until this morning. A little early for weapons I might add..... but regardless, this woman at work walks up to me at one of the job sites. Being in IT now everyone wants something. They want you to fix something, help them with their computer at home, a newer faster laptop, get free software, get their music on or off their computer, they always want something.

So this assistant walks up to me in her tight dress (a little odd for a construction office) and high heels, leans over me, bats her eyelashes and starts asking me about a laptop with a bigger screen. Seriously, she batted her eyelashes. When I explained that currently we were out of large screeened laptops and that it would be months until we can deploy anything else to her she said, "well, would you save me one, promise?" There was a smile, some more batting of the eyelashes. I'm not sure if my jaw had dropped as I was quite shocked by this entire display. I kind of felt like I was watching it in the 3rd person.

Each time she's walked by me in the last 2 hours, I get another smile and eyelash bat. I guess she really wants that laptop, eh.


Anonymous said...

OMG!!! Who is she so I can scratch her eyes out! Who does she think she is flirting with my WIFE!!! And why didn't you tell me?!?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

LOL Dena!!! BITCH FIGHT!!! :) Dawn, tell me, if I bat MY eyelashes and wink, will you call me or write me??? EH???? ::wink, wink, nudge, nudge::

Kely L.

Anonymous said...

Post her picture and number. I might have a 17 inch laptop for her !! ( "I thank you !" )

The "I thank you" is courtesy of Austin Powers in Gold Member.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh Kely...I always knew you had a thing for Dawn!
She's mine...Love you anyway!